5 Mistakes to Avoid When Participating in Twitter Pitch Events
The saying “I wrote you a long letter because I didn’t have time to write you a short one” wasn’t written about Twitter pitches, but it might as well have been. The successful Twitter pitch packs compelling conflict into a microscopic space. Authors often get stuck on trying to express the whole spirit of their manuscript in 140 (or fewer) characters. Rather than being a micro-summary, the Twitter pitch is a specific kind of marketing document that seeks to position the manuscript and hook an editor or agent.
I’ve helped out with pitch parties as a volunteer editor; I also work as an editorial reader for an agent, and have read the queries that come in as a result of Twitter pitch contests. To help aspiring #CanLitPit authors refine their pitches, I’ve outlined some common mistakes I see in pitches and how to avoid them.
1) Reserving plot details
Authors frequently withhold important details from their pitches, in an effort to avoid spoiling their manuscripts. The result is a pitch that sounds flat and is often vague. While your pitch shouldn’t give away key spoilers, sometimes revealing a twist is necessary to express what makes your manuscript unique.
I’ve put together an example using the thriller GONE GIRL; while it’s not CanLit, it’s well-known and has some very prominent twists. Consider:
Amy’s disappearance makes husband Nick a murder suspect. He must uncover the truth about both of them to clear his name #CanLitPit #A
Nick was gruesomely framed for the murder of his wife Amy. Thing is, she’s still alive. And she’s the one who set him up. #CanLitPit #A
The first pitch gives us the central premise of the story and hints at possible conflicts and stakes; it sounds very much like a conventional thriller/murder mystery. In that sense, it’s accurate, but it fails to really capture the spirit of GONE GIRL. The drive of GONE GIRL is Amy’s monstrosity, and the complex, awful relationship she has with Nick. By spoiling the plot a little, the second pitch gives the reader a much clearer picture of the psychodrama and interpersonal conflict that make GONE GIRL what it is.
This is not the time to demonstrate your superior command of English vocabulary or your love of complex sentence structure. It’s also not particularly confidence-inspiring: if a highly restricted Twitter pitch is wordy, the manuscript is likely to need heavy line editing. Keeping your language spare will make your pitch punchier, and will allow you to express more relevant information in a short form.
Let’s revisit the GONE GIRL pitches:
Amy’s disappearance makes husband Nick a murder suspect. He will have to uncover the truth about both of them to clear his name. #CanLitPit #A
Nick is being gruesomely framed for the murder of his wife Amy. Thing is, she’s still alive. And she’s the one who is setting him up. #CanLitPit #A
These extra words eat up characters and make the pitch drag. The extra padding of these verb constructions softens the language of the pitch. The extra words also mean it will be more difficult to squeeze in the necessary hashtags.
Keep a close eye out for for extra conjunctions, passive voice, and perfect and progressive forms (“had